Just the tumblr of a random guy named Draco who says random things at random times. A lover of Pokemon, the Legend of Zelda, Xenoblade, and more. Be warned, occasionally I may put out walls of text. Usually about Pokemon.
Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.
For people who care I just sent out another 999,999 damage summon in Bravely Default. Enjoy.
File this one under responses that maybe five people will understand-
But yes, accurate, have a cookie- *shoves a cookie into your mouth*